I just want to go out for a nice meal

[trouble]

My friend is going to write up a full post at some point, but it's on my mind right now.

My friend was calling around various restaurants in Halifax to find out which ones say they're accessible. (How this differs from reality will become clear shortly.)

"The tables on our second floor are set up for wheelchair height. No, we don't have an elevator, why do you ask?"

"It's accessible once you get inside!"

*sigh*