"Almost Every Bar or Nightclub EVAR" deaf Fail

[yarram]

Sit with group of friends.
Waitperson: "Would you like a drink?"
Me: "Yes, do you have a list of your beers?"
Waitperson: *recites list of beers*
Me: *interrupts* "No, I'm deaf, do you have a written list?"
Waitperson: "Uhm, no..."
Me: "Then I've changed my mind, I won't be having anything after all."

(I'd list places, but that would get very very long.)

Comments

[jesse_the_k]

Amen.

And given how loud bars are, it would undoubtedly be easier on the server if they always had a printed list to pass around, so they don't need to shout over the band.

[trouble]

Oh wow. :(

ha!

[browneyedgirl65]

I tell them that I'm deaf and to please repeat the list. I'll make 'em repeat it as many times as necessary :-P

Part of what is going on is that the daily selection changes, but would it kill them to print out a simple list, one per waiter, for the day?