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Kaz ([personal profile] kaz) wrote in [community profile] accessibility_fail2009-10-04 08:37 pm

The telephone thing

To put it mildly, I have issues when it comes to telephones.

In the extreme case, I can have a conversation over the telephone without really being able to understand the other person, while saying things I don't mean, but that bit doesn't really matter because I don't know what it is I'm saying and the other person isn't able to understand me anyway. Subsets of this set of circumstances crop up very regularly. As is probably understandable, telephone conversations with people I do not know very well a) take up a large chunk of my spoons and b) are singularly unpleasant experiences that I will go to great lengths to avoid.

So why is it that there are so many things you can only ever do by phone?

The current fail is me trying to get a code from my mobile phone provider so I can switch providers and still keep my number. I send an e-mail. "Sorry, call this number!" I go to their store. "Sorry, you can only do this by phone!" Why is it that when I am standing right there I have to do it by phone? Why is it that among the multitude of alternate communication channels we have at our disposal it has to be this specific one? Is it so utterly impossible for you to imagine there are people who might have problems with it?

The really frustrating thing is, of course, that I *can* use a fistful of spoons to grit my teeth and lift the handset and call the company anyway, with at least a reasonable chance of being able to communicate. There are people who can't. These people might, actually, have mobile phones as you can do far more with them than simply calling people. Or maybe they'd like to do things like changing the address for their credit card (another one of those "sorry, phone only!" things for my bank, which has resulted in my credit card having been unusable for the last year). Methinks Deaf or HoH people, among others, would like to be able to use credit cards too?
codeman38: Osaka from Azumanga Daioh: 'I live in my own little world, but it's OK... they know me here!' (own little world)

[personal profile] codeman38 2009-10-05 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, incidentally, one that particularly gets me in the "wow, they really didn't think this one through" department... my university's psych counseling office requires a telephone intake before arranging any sort of in-person appointment. Yeah, because that's really something I want to be doing over relay, even if the operators are sworn to confidentiality... -_-;;

(Thankfully, they do allow for in-person intake sessions given extenuating circumstances like, y'know, not being able to hear on the phone. Which is good.)
codeman38: Osaka from Azumanga Daioh: 'I live in my own little world, but it's OK... they know me here!' (Osaka)

[personal profile] codeman38 2009-10-05 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. As phone-phobic as I am normally, I'm even more so when I'm depressed or stressed! -_-;;