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Kaz ([personal profile] kaz) wrote in [community profile] accessibility_fail2009-10-04 08:37 pm

The telephone thing

To put it mildly, I have issues when it comes to telephones.

In the extreme case, I can have a conversation over the telephone without really being able to understand the other person, while saying things I don't mean, but that bit doesn't really matter because I don't know what it is I'm saying and the other person isn't able to understand me anyway. Subsets of this set of circumstances crop up very regularly. As is probably understandable, telephone conversations with people I do not know very well a) take up a large chunk of my spoons and b) are singularly unpleasant experiences that I will go to great lengths to avoid.

So why is it that there are so many things you can only ever do by phone?

The current fail is me trying to get a code from my mobile phone provider so I can switch providers and still keep my number. I send an e-mail. "Sorry, call this number!" I go to their store. "Sorry, you can only do this by phone!" Why is it that when I am standing right there I have to do it by phone? Why is it that among the multitude of alternate communication channels we have at our disposal it has to be this specific one? Is it so utterly impossible for you to imagine there are people who might have problems with it?

The really frustrating thing is, of course, that I *can* use a fistful of spoons to grit my teeth and lift the handset and call the company anyway, with at least a reasonable chance of being able to communicate. There are people who can't. These people might, actually, have mobile phones as you can do far more with them than simply calling people. Or maybe they'd like to do things like changing the address for their credit card (another one of those "sorry, phone only!" things for my bank, which has resulted in my credit card having been unusable for the last year). Methinks Deaf or HoH people, among others, would like to be able to use credit cards too?
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[personal profile] codeman38 2009-10-05 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
Someone in the open-source community needs to come up with a good secure web-based chat interface for things like this. Assuming it hasn't already been done, of course...
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[personal profile] pne 2009-10-05 11:44 am (UTC)(link)
That won't change the percentage of people who are luddites and won't use anything invented after WWII.

I imagine part of the problem is that telephones are Old Hat and familiar but that anything new-fangled (especially if it involves computers) is "Help I'm not good with computers" on the service provider's end.
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[personal profile] codeman38 2009-10-05 01:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, yeah, good point. Given the number of times I've sent e-mails to the address actually listed on a company's web site and never gotten a response... >_<