I just want to go out for a nice meal

[trouble]

My friend is going to write up a full post at some point, but it's on my mind right now.

My friend was calling around various restaurants in Halifax to find out which ones say they're accessible. (How this differs from reality will become clear shortly.)

"The tables on our second floor are set up for wheelchair height. No, we don't have an elevator, why do you ask?"

"It's accessible once you get inside!"

*sigh*

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[staranise]

So once you pass the Gatekeepers of badly-hung manual doors, the Perilous Mountain of stairs, and the Twisting Labyrinth of narrow hallways, you reach the Promised Land of accessibility!

What could be simpler!

[trouble]

*snerk* That's what we need on t-shirts.

I'm going to buy and/or make Don a t-shirt with "No one knows I have a disability" on it, although the "It's a miracle! I can stand up!" one also appeals.

I'm a VERY BAD WOMAN.

[staranise]

I myself am fond of "If you keep staring, I might do a trick!"

[trouble]

Hee! I like that, too. :)