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@ 2012-06-13 08:08 pm UTC
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Entry tags:public space, wheelchair
You're a waiter at a cafe or bistro with a sidewalk area for smokers or overflow customers. The sidewalk is about 8 ft wide, and the tables and chairs eat something like 5-6 ft of it, depending on how people are sitting at each table, bags sticking out, etc. There's 2 rows of tables with a gap in the middle for people to use, both in getting to and from the tables and in passing the area where the cafe is.

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You notice someone in a wheelchair going through the gap, navigating carefully because they don't have a lot of clearance. Do you:

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Try to clear the way ahead of them, making sure they can go through quickly, safely, and without bumping into your customers and possibly causing them to spill drinks or food?
19 (82.6%)

Stand by the entrance to the inside area, making sure no waiter comes through and bumps into them, but not assisting them actively?
1 (4.3%)

Block their way and insist they find another route, because they might otherwise inconvenience your customers?
3 (13.0%)

Do something else (comment)?
0 (0.0%)

(If standing in the wheelchair user's way) You see cafe customers who also noticed them start clearing a way by themselves. Do you:

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Help them?
19 (86.4%)

Ignore them, because you have some important way-blocking to do?
0 (0.0%)

Hinder their attempt to clear the way, or insist they should be good customers and let you handle it alone?
3 (13.6%)

Do something else (comment)?
0 (0.0%)

(If hindering or discouraging their effort) When the customers object to your behavior and ask to talk to a manager. do you:

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Relent, let them clear the way, and go sulk?
14 (77.8%)

Start arguing loudly with them and try to undo their actions, dragging chairs or tables back if they push them, etc.?
3 (16.7%)

Do something else (comment)?
1 (5.6%)

(If arguing with customers) When the manager on duty arrives on the scene and the customers complain about you, do you:

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Accept that perhaps you went too far, apologize, and stop hindering or maybe even start helping?
14 (77.8%)

Keep objecting, blaming the customers, the passer-by, and your manager (who are all starting to look pissed off at you by now)?
3 (16.7%)

Do something else (comment)?
1 (5.6%)

(If arguing with your manager) When your manager disciplines you, sending you home, do you:

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Leave quietly?
14 (77.8%)

Leave, protesting loudly?
0 (0.0%)

Refuse to leave, demand police intervention because everyone else is conspiring to deprive you of your wages and tips, and resist attempts to remove you?
4 (22.2%)

Do something else (comment)?
0 (0.0%)


Extra credit optional essay question (comment): when it turns out 2 of the customers are (off-duty) police officers who restrain you until you can formally be arrested, what is your reaction?


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laceblade: Person wringing hands and wibbling while looking at her computer (Computer wibble)


[personal profile] laceblade
2012-06-13 06:45 pm UTC (link)
omfg, is this a thing that actually happened??

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pauamma: Cartooney crab holding drink ("Cartooney crab holding drink")


[personal profile] pauamma
2012-06-13 06:55 pm UTC (link)
Yes. (FWIW, I wasn't any of the parties involved. I just happened to walk by as the incident started to unfold, and started observing it, because it quickly became clear that the only person at any risk was the waiter, and they were only making their own bed.)

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willow: Red haired, dark skinned, lollipop girl (Raspberry: Willow)


[personal profile] willow
2012-06-13 07:53 pm UTC (link)
At a certain point when it become clear the asshole points were winning, I started clicking those answers in startled laughter BELIEF that it would result in 'I HATE YOU ALL! YOU WILL RUE THE DAY!'

And then I saw the extra credit.

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pauamma: Cartooney crab holding drink ("Cartooney crab holding drink")


[personal profile] pauamma
2012-06-13 09:52 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, that's the cherry on the cake...

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[personal profile] exor674
2012-06-13 08:19 pm UTC (link)
Is it bad that I want to respond to this poll in the worst possible way [ even if that is an exact opposite of what I'd actually do... ]

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pauamma: Cartooney crab holding drink ("Cartooney crab holding drink")


[personal profile] pauamma
2012-06-13 09:29 pm UTC (link)
Well, I didn't word it that way, but it's not unreasonable to answer it trying to guess what the waiter actually did. (Not that it would be difficult to guess. I'll readily admit each question hinted at the previous answers.)

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[personal profile] amadi
2012-06-13 10:07 pm UTC (link)
That's how I answered it, I put myself in the shoes of an asshole. :)

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pauamma: Cartooney crab holding drink ("Cartooney crab holding drink")


[personal profile] pauamma
2012-06-13 10:28 pm UTC (link)
I'm unsure whether that was assholishness or stupidity (or maybe both).

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amadi: A stylized photo of two calla lily flowers (Calla Lily)


[personal profile] amadi
2012-06-13 11:52 pm UTC (link)
The argument in the end kinda put the final checkmark in the asshole column for me.

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pauamma: Cartooney crab holding drink ("Cartooney crab holding drink")


[personal profile] pauamma
2012-06-14 12:06 am UTC (link)
Hmm. Maybe, although IME assholes are better at self-preservation.

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[personal profile] archersangel
2012-06-13 08:34 pm UTC (link)
i really don't understand people sometimes.

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pauamma: Cartooney crab holding drink ("Cartooney crab holding drink")


[personal profile] pauamma
2012-06-13 09:39 pm UTC (link)
If it's only sometimes, you're still ahead of me. :-)

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sasha_feather: Simon Pegg from Hot Fuzz holding a gun looking tough (hot fuzz)


[personal profile] sasha_feather
2012-06-13 09:15 pm UTC (link)
OMGosh the police officers!! Did the waiter fight them?

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pauamma: Cartooney crab holding drink ("Cartooney crab holding drink")


[personal profile] pauamma
2012-06-13 09:47 pm UTC (link)
I didn't pay close attention then, I was too busy laughing and shaking my head. If they did, it didn't achieve much.

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[personal profile] jecook
2012-06-13 09:28 pm UTC (link)
Wow, and I thought snooty waiters were just a thing from the movies. Good luck collecting unemployment for that one...

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pauamma: Cartooney crab holding drink ("Cartooney crab holding drink")


[personal profile] pauamma
2012-06-13 09:50 pm UTC (link)
I'm not an expert on French employment laws. but getting arrested may well earn the waiter firing without notice or severance pay.

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[personal profile] staranise
2012-06-13 10:32 pm UTC (link)
Damn! That is some intense denial of the "I am perfect, everyone else is screwing up MY PERFECT SYSTEM" school!

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inoru_no_hoshi: The most ridiculous chandelier ever: shaped like a penis. Text: Sparklepeen. (Sparklepeen)


[personal profile] inoru_no_hoshi
2012-06-13 10:34 pm UTC (link)
... WOW. That is truly impressive levels of... IDEK. I admit I laughed at the extra credit, because that is just perfect.

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pauamma: Cartooney crab holding drink ("Cartooney crab holding drink")


[personal profile] pauamma
2012-06-13 11:04 pm UTC (link)
Yeah. :-)

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[personal profile] automaticdoor
2012-06-14 12:45 am UTC (link)
The ending is just classic.

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ironed_orchid: pin up girl reading kant (Default, intellectual hottie (green))


[personal profile] ironed_orchid
2012-06-14 04:12 am UTC (link)
I'm guessing this is something that you witnessed... UGH

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pauamma: Cartooney crab holding drink ("Cartooney crab holding drink")


[personal profile] pauamma
2012-06-14 02:53 pm UTC (link)
Correct.

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ironed_orchid: pin up girl reading kant (Default, intellectual hottie (green))


[personal profile] ironed_orchid
2012-06-14 02:56 pm UTC (link)
I saw that after I posted my comment. Wow.

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azurelunatic: cameo-like portrait of <user name="azurelunatic"> in short blue hair.  (_support, cameo)


[personal profile] azurelunatic
2012-06-14 08:23 am UTC (link)
So what *was* their extra-credit answer?

My guess involves some form of resisting arrest.

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pauamma: Cartooney crab holding drink ("Cartooney crab holding drink")


[personal profile] pauamma
2012-06-14 03:05 pm UTC (link)
Complaining of hmm, I think "entrapment" would be the closest US equivalent, and of police brutality (nope - bruised feelings don't count).

Threats of legal retaliation against everyone involved, including me when I made a "What have you been smoking?" comment aloud after the mention of police brutality. (Police officers then advised the waiter that threatening potential witnesses was a Bad Idea. There were more words exchanged, including "blackmail".)

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jesse_the_k: Well nourished white woman riding black Quantum 4400 powerchair off the right edge, chased by the word "powertool" (JK powertool)


[personal profile] jesse_the_k
2012-06-14 02:02 pm UTC (link)
Alright, if we saw a animation of this, we'd all be, "That's horrible and funny, cause the waiter is so going to regret this, but it's totally over the top because, really?" and yet it happened.

I ... I ...

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watersword: Keira Knightley, in Pride and Prejudice (2007), turning her head away from the viewer, the word "elizabeth" written near (Elizabeth: neck)


[personal profile] watersword
2012-06-14 02:25 pm UTC (link)
*jawdrop*

That's....quite something.

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ladyvyola: Merlin and Arthur (no escaping destiny)


[personal profile] ladyvyola
2012-06-14 04:51 pm UTC (link)
In my family, we call this sort of thing instant karma* and cling to it as a reason to not be completely depressed by the world.

* So dubbed after being stuck in backed-up traffic and watching a car in front of us pull into the wrong lane, pass a long line of cars, and make a turn around the stopped cars to continue merrily on their oh-so-more-important-than-ours way.

Then the police car a few spaces behind us flipped on its lights, pulled around traffic and chased that motherfucker down.

No lie, we cheered and punched the sky.

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pauamma: Cartooney crab holding drink ("Cartooney crab holding drink")


[personal profile] pauamma
2012-06-14 06:34 pm UTC (link)
You'll probably enjoy http://sailorjim.livejournal.com/374906.html as well.

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