Ugh, I hate IKEA also. The "accessible" parking is a long, long, long way from the doors. WHY? Ours does have an attendant who will show you the Sooper Seekrit Shortcut Map, and manual wheelchairs to borrow, which is... something? But not much use because of the sheer size of the place.

I respectfully request, however, that you don't use violent rape imagery. Thanks.