This is going way off topic but, I totally love freaky evac. plans -- one of the classrooms at my school is right next to a parking lot exit -- but nooo the evac plan takes you through the building, to a walled-off courtyard, up 2 flights and along the building to a parking lot you could also have gotten to from the other door by just would involve walking up a hill instead of trapped in the middle of a potentially burning building.