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That's not fair--match the bears up against people who can outrun them!

(Wait, what's the top speed on a mobility scooter?)

Pavement repair, maybe?

What about us handicapped peons on sticks rather that on wheels?

You have to detour through the lions. ;)

KITTY!

You rang?

Lemme go talk to the lions- I should be able to convince them to give you a parade.

Bring the tigers too, then we've got all the bases covered. /random film references

all i can think is; maybe you can distract them with picnic baskets.

Edited 2010-08-09 18:50 (UTC)

That's because you're smarter than the average bear!